breakfast-of-champions

Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex

"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"

by Zigz November 5, 2003

Champagne Enema

This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.

"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.

by DaynaS January 13, 2009

Champion

A drink consisting of half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Hey, Michael. Do you know what would be a refreshing drink after that hot golf round? A Champion.

by Cstasila January 4, 2012

Global Industrial Champion

A state of being the best at squeezing as much money as possible out of governments while also being in a constant litigious battle against their cheaper competitors.

Boeing is committed to doing everything it can, including screwing its employees, to become a Global Industrial Champion

by screech42 February 13, 2018

champu

Its an Indian slang word for a nerd, a person with no social skills.

That guy is such a champu bro.

by Uk06 November 16, 2019

Double-Chamber

A double-chamber bong. The best type of bongs to use. Smoothest smoke, double filtration and made out of glass/pyrex.
A nice and relatively large shaped first chamber with a curved stem that enters the smaller second chamber containing an upright stem and the 'bowl'.
Both of the chambers stems sit submerged in the water. Thus, the smoke is filtered firstly by the smaller chamber and then again by the larger chamber before you breath in the smoke.

Pull that double-chamber bong, old mazzla.

by Diego November 28, 2003

alana champion

coolest bitch eva
best friends with lily rose depp (johnny depp & vanessa paradis' daughter

"have you heard of Alana Champion? She's so sick!"

"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"

by missgloryhole69 February 3, 2019