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cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.
In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.
by QuacksO September 17, 2022
mugGet the cannonizemug.

muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon
When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya
by Muffcannon March 30, 2017
mugGet the muff cannonmug.

cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.
by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017
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Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums
Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”
by WhoaHeath June 12, 2018
mugGet the Hand-cannonmug.

Vacuum Butt Cannon

A fighting move in the sport of Keijo. Performed by spinning your hips and gaining a large amount of momentum, then jumping in the air and whipping them the other direction. This causes a massive rush of air directly towards the opponent, which if not dodged properly, sends them flying off the land (platform people play keijo on)
"Dammit, I'm about to fall off the land...
Time to use...
VACUUM BUTT CANNON!!!!"
by #1KeijoPlayer January 5, 2021
mugGet the Vacuum Butt Cannonmug.

Curry Cannons

by serbiantittylover May 23, 2025
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Cannon

A gun with larger caliber than a rifle. Usualy fires explosive rounds.
*Cannon fires*
Guy 1: woah thats a powerful cannon
by im really smart December 13, 2019
mugGet the Cannonmug.

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