caker

a man who works out regularly but remains overweight....kinda like a new world "beefcake"

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

mug on the camera

“Mug” means ugly. So, there’s no other way to sum this phrase up other than “the ugly person in the group photo”.

Alicia: This hoco pic is amazing. I can’t even explain what’s going on with Jenna though.

Dominik: She’s the mug on the camera, Alicia.

by itzz_dominik July 23, 2019

caker

cake eatin fool such as nicole morrow

i am a caker every day during third hour

by tony sholty December 28, 2005

Caker

A liar. Someone who fibs, tells untruths, etc.

Person 1: 'The cake is a lie!'
Person 2: 'What are you talking about? No, it is not.'
Person 1: 'False, you caker!'

by DigitalLove42 July 25, 2010

cadger

has another meaning, but mine is one who walks the streets or is streetsmart, a contraction of "calleger" (also found on this site)

You know that bumb who chills at the subway station shooting up heroin till dawn? He's a cadger.

by anonymous December 31, 2003

Three-piece cage

Another name for for a business suit.Wore by stuck up , obnoxious little twats.

Random guy 1: Hey guys , look at that loser there
Random guy 2: yeah , thinking hes all high and mighty , wearing that three-piece cage

by Legin navillus May 8, 2010

Your cage

Yup, this is the part 4 I was alluding to earlier... IS it alluding? Is that the right word? I know I'm not like an award winning screenwriter or anythung but I just can't think of a better word to use..."

God "Oh your me? Oh my me. That sounds funny... But, no, yeah... The hot ones are hot and then the other ones are, like, less hot based on how close they are to the hot ones. It's like a relativity thing I'm trying... It's good."

Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"

God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."

Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."

God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."

Lucifer "Great."

God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."

Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"

God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."

Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."

God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"

Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"

God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023