tonsil butter

A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Can’t Believe it’s not Tonsil Butter.

Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryan’s generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didn’t know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.

by El Conquistador February 20, 2020

Butter Monster

but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/

A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.

“Oh no! The Butter Monster is going to get ya!”

by evelygeo March 15, 2023

Buttered popcorn

When you fill your hand with squeezable butter then add popcorn kernels, then beat off creating friction till the popcorn pops.

Little Ricky buttered popcorn last night.

by Big juicy jay July 29, 2020

Butter chunk

1. A butter chunk is someone who melts under pressure and goes along with what the other person wants. More so when it is a person of authority.

2. A Butter Chunk is someone who doesn't stand up to bullying behaviour.

Boss: I want you to stay overtime tonight with no pay.

Billy: Yes of course Boss, I'll do anything for the company.
Billy's Girl friend: What! You're working overtime again tonight! You'll such a butter chunk.

Frank is such a pushover he's always getting butter chunked by every bully in the neighbourhood.

Frank was such a butter chunk last night, he never breaks the rules, no matter how stupid they are.

by Zexos May 31, 2021

Rutter Butter

The vaginal discharge of a dirty southeastern Ohio woman.

I was going to go down on Beckie Jo last night, but I noticed she had already leaked rutter butter all over my new bed spread. I decided to fake chow instead, I didn’t want my face to break out.

by BobbyKittle March 3, 2023

Butter Socked

Socks with 1 pound of butter in them each, they are swung like mad and are used as a Melee weapon.

Did you hear about Alex, he go butter socked!

by Hotdog max May 24, 2016

butter dish

a literal butter dish,,

what else were you expecting?

a butter dish on a table

by aneducatedhuman May 16, 2020