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bob tart

bob tart is a cow that sucks dick and eats ass
by God Clan May 10, 2019
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bonner bob

a guy called bob who has a boner over everything even a wild rowan salter and a wild jake moran he masterbates with marden as well and he loves a foursome
by jaeger pilot99 January 22, 2019
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cry bobs

A person who descends into a foul mood/strop/tantrum unnecessarily.

Can also be used as a verbal device to diffuse the Cry Bobs's' tantrum by pointing out the pathetic nature of their behaviour.
Alex receives three less peas on his plate than Duncan and Fiona and is given the crap stool to sit on around the Christmas dinner table.
Alex: 'I WISH ONE OF YOU GOT THE CRAP STOOL JUST FOR ONCE, then you'dknow what was like to be me.'

Fiona & Duncan: 'No need to be a cry bobs about it!!'
by dereck handlebar January 24, 2015
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Bob the builder

A construction man that loves to play with his tool
He loves playing with his tool
But get to close and they’ll be up your ass

Bob the builder will fuck it
by Hobby lobby November 18, 2020
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Butt Bobbing

Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.
I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.

I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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Bobbing for Karls

1. The act of picking up gay dudes at a gay bar, especially if those dudes are called Karl.

2. In some clandestine homosexual circles, Bobbing for Karls refers to the practice of inserting the erect penis into a watertight vessel filled with water. Partners take turns bobbing. Everybody wins.
Me and the boys were Bobbing for Karls the other day. Shame about Gregory.
by Naevys January 11, 2019
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bob the builder

One who tries to fix a girl's crazy-ass personality but many other guys tried to fix her
''I can fix her bro!!!'', he thinks she's fine.
''Ain't no way, many other guys tried to fix her. U ain't fucking bob the builder
by Vizzy.cx March 29, 2023
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