Measles covered blanket

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed

I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.

by FBS69 January 6, 2022

Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.

That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?

by Mpact September 23, 2022

grid blanket

a blanket used by preppy 10 year olds on tiktok

hey emily, we should go get preppy grid blankets from the store!

by craft-122500 September 25, 2022

Blanket

The ideal thing to use to sleep

im going to go under my blanket and sleep

by THEGUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY October 9, 2022

blanket burner

A derogatory racial slur for in American Indian. Blanket burners are depicted as American Indians making smoke signals.

Eddie the blanket burner had stolen Pete's mailbox and set it on fire.

by They call me nasty October 10, 2022

Warm blankets

The best thing in fall or winter, warm blankets are mostly found after laundry

Person 1: I love warm blankets
Person 2: me too

by Warm blankets October 24, 2022

Wet Blanket

Someone who always ruins the fun; killjoy; never lets you do anything exciting or entertaining.

"Aw, come on, see the movie with us. Don't be a wet blanket!"

by anonymous May 28, 2022