beat my eggs 

When a girl masturbates.

HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!

"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)

RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed

beat my eggs by proviegrrl December 10, 2010

beat me 

giving someone a hand job

jacking off
pleasure

Andrew: mmm babe beat me
Erica: mmkay ;D

beat me by the bitch who kills June 24, 2011

Beat the shit out of 

It is when you hit someone very bad; bitch slapping. When you become excessively violent with someone.

I will beat the shit out of that girl as soon as I lay my eyes on her.

Beat the shit out of by Medusanagini August 31, 2013

beat me daddy

beat me daddy is used when you want someone to fuck you.

hey, trisha, beat me daddy

beat me daddy by ur mom is gayier that ur mom January 28, 2017

Beat the Meat 

After a man has had oral sex and shot his load, he then beats his cock on the woman's face to make sure all the cum has been unloaded.

He shot his load then proceded to beat the meat until every last drop was on her face.

Beat the Meat by <insert> October 2, 2004

beat the rug

Slang term for female masturbation.

Laura- "Hey Becky, what are you doing this weekend?"
Becky- "Oh, not much. Probly just gonna beat the rug."

beat the rug by Richard Ballsworth January 27, 2016

Beat an INFP Day 

On September 27th, this day we can beat up anyone whose MBTI type is INFP, and they CANNOT fight back.

ESTP: "It's September 27! You know what that means?"
ISTJ: "According to the calendar, it seems to be Beat an INFP Day..."

INFP: *runs away for her life*

Beat an INFP Day by minty_zaki June 21, 2022