terd bean

noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long

- could also be used to describe someones mother.

person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...

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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...

by pedophilic mr.rogers March 17, 2010

C-Bean

Much like the T-Bag, the C-bean is the act of shoving someones or your own vagina into another persons face or mouth. The C-bean comes from to words, the bean being the clitoris and the c standing for the word cunt or vulva.

Man i saw some chick giving some dude a c-bean last night...then he bit her.

by andthereshegoesdownthehill July 7, 2010

Bean Blanket

Easier to say instead of tortilla, but for only holding beans. Beat when warm.

Man, burritos are only good if you bean blanket is warm.

by ThesePancakesAreTiny May 16, 2011

bean box

This is an insult comparing someone to a box of beans ,which is obviously useless, so it is used in situations were you wish to express your anger at the incompetence of someone or thing.
It is also less commonly known to be a vague theory to do with sound and manipulating its frequency in a unusual way using a machine called the been box, proposed by Baien Tomlin

''this car keep braking down it is bean box''

by 123james December 9, 2008

Bean Harbinger

The Most feared sports competitor on the face of this planet

im a modern day bean harbinger

by 03gallagherj February 15, 2008

Speed Bean

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.

Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace

by 420palace January 20, 2009

Bait Beans

When something is so unbelievably obvious, the simple bait simply will not do.

"Oh my god, she just opened a can of bait beans."

by .Blue February 18, 2009