Fanny Bacon

The term given to a females vagina, inparticar the flaps!

I fancy some fanny bacon for breakfast, ive got the sausage!

by mumjacker January 11, 2010

Burn my bacon

A word that indicates you are really pissed of at someone or thing.

"Oh...she's been talking behind my back again huh? Ya know..that really burns my bacon!"

by Derrick S. April 21, 2003

Ya dad on bacon scruts

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

bacon box

Female sexual organ, meaning the flaps look like strip of gorgeous bacon...........

mmm

Phil porked Roz up the bacon box

by Spitroast September 22, 2008

Pussy bacon

A sex position, When u smashing a bitches pussy up and u eating bacon at the same time.

Man last night i pussy baconed that girl up.

by Tyrone on the beat June 5, 2017

I smell Bacon

Code phrase for a member of funnyjunk.com. One must always respond to this with the phrase, 'With or without wings?'

Teacher: "Class, please turn to page 69 in your textboo-"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"

by funnyjunkie43 May 31, 2010

RUB THE BACON

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

by weave August 22, 2003