Definitions by Spitroast

bacon box 

Female sexual organ, meaning the flaps look like strip of gorgeous bacon...........

mmm

Phil porked Roz up the bacon box

bacon box by Spitroast September 22, 2008

kinder 

To have a shit.

Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!

Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch

kinder by spitroast October 22, 2006