barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

bartenator

A polish youtuber who's real name is Bartosz Stepniak. His Channel does Reviews,random videos and more. He Has Other channels such as bartenator gaming and bartenator vlogs.

"That new video by bartenator was hilarious!" Laughed Kristian.

by Koolkidkristian June 12, 2017

barrel buddy

Someone to tell your darkest secrets to.

Preferably platonic.

Jim: how do you know so much about her?

Tod: she's my barrel buddy

by Water wisp June 20, 2017

barrel cunt

Barrel cunt is a complimentary term for a well used, gaping vagina. Frequently associated with constant discharge and it may result in a lack of feeling during penatrative sex.

Mate, I gave your mum a barrel cunt last night.

by Dense Hedge May 31, 2018

Barterman

A barterman is a person who trades services for money, goods, or other services.

He was a barterman by profession

by DarrachLoddesol February 25, 2019

Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.

This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.

by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019

Barreled

To get wasted off of white claws (specifically).

Carson: how many white claws did you have last night?
Stacy: idk, but enough to get barreled!

by Schamberg March 22, 2020