Awkful

A portmanteau of awkward and awful; something that is both awkward and awful.

It's going to be awkful to discuss the sex-ridden book in Mr. Smith's English class, he is a 82 year old man you know.

by Scott Warshire September 11, 2007

Awkword

A word that sounds like it means something very awkward but is actually pretty mundane.

Some awkwords:

Justin: Hey, can you help me with French? I can't remember all the dipthongs!
David: Sure, after I finish masticating my sandwich.

by OminousT June 15, 2009

Awkward

A new hipster fad. Apparently inflating your cheeks with air and bugging your eyes out in a picture is cute and "awkward". Also positioning your hands to look like they are clutching your face while your knuckles are bent is another cool "awkward" pose hipsters love.

"AWKWARD IS SO CUTE. I'M AWKWARD NOW" - Teenage Hipster

by juicalicious April 29, 2011

awkward

People who are turned on by everybody, and they have so much tension that one day they will make out with everyone.

The seven year old is very awkward towards the other guy.

by the punja twins December 28, 2005

Awkward Unicorn

Similar to the original "Awkward Turtle" concept. Hand is made into a "peace" sign (can also be a "rock on" sign) and back of hand is touched to forehead, like a two-horned unicorn.

-awkard silence-
Kandy: "Awkward Turtle!"
LoLo: "AWKWARD UNICORN!"

by LoLo Levity July 26, 2009

awkward tepee

During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, usually making the situation noticeably more awkward. The awkward tepee is made by placing both of your hands/arms in a bottom-less triangle surrounding your head. Can also be performed with two people using one arm each, connecting with both heads in the "tepee." Both heads must be IN the tepee or it's just not right.

Girl 1- "Say something awkward"
Boy- "huh?"
Girl 2- "Spread em!"
Boy- "huh?!"
Girl 1- "Yes!" *awkward tepee*

by kkjenna October 6, 2008

awkward lesser panda

One who is perpetually on a diet but nonetheless continues to consume a disporportionately massive amount of food.

One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.

I thought.. hhahaha.. I was more of a awkward lesser panda.. haha

by UPenn Law October 23, 2011