socially awkward

jeremy

when jeremy doesn’t talk to a girl in person because he is socially awkward.

by unicorn101 August 20, 2019

The Awkward Rock

Passed down from generation to generation, this legendary rock bestows its colossal powers of social ineptitude upon the lucky few. The Awkward Rock may neither be thrown nor tossed nor had fun with in any form... although several scholars argue that some fondling has occurred over the millennia. Some geologists have postulated that it came perhaps from space, however; more conventional theorists insist that this majestic rock was born of a Titan's sneeze, during the dawn of the world. Either way, none may argue the joy and fulfillment that the Awkward Rock has brought to countless people over the ages, at the comedic expense of the blessed few.

Sally could only look on in horror as Austin stumbled and bumbled over compliment and innuendo alike. No! She did not care that she reminded him of his night elf twink. No! She knew what Austin meant by having a cream-filled sausage feast.

...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.

The Awkward Rock.

by Ry'Hara January 2, 2009

thats awkward

something you say to fill the silence and get everyone to speak again

"i have to pee"-michelle

"thats awkward"-derrick

"how?"-michelle

"it just is"-derrick

by awkkkk May 17, 2011

an awkward drunksation

The awkward moment in which you are forced to stop by a drunk individual/groups of alder ladies who get to close and to comfy with you there breath smelling like whatever they've been drinking. Because you feel rude you sit through an awkward drunksation for anywhere upto 3 hours listening in on what seems to make little to no sence at all.

Boyfreind- me and your auntie had an interesting talk last night........

girlfreind- o no what about?!!!! she didn't get you with an awkward drunksation did she !!!!!

by the man!!! steve hha November 29, 2010

cool-awkward

Braden Glebus.

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dude, braden is so cool-awkward

by i just lost the game. October 16, 2008

The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

seasonly awkward

when you don't know whether to wear shorts or sweatpants due to the awkward weather conditions and others' opinions. usually takes place in areas such as New York or New Jersey during April/early May, and no one quite knows the attire to wear. similar to socially awkward, but this is centered around the time of year and what people wear

Amanda's wearing leggings and Uggs, and Jen's wearing shorts and flip-flops. Its definitely that seasonly awkward time of the year.

by mTeAlYaLnOiRe May 25, 2011