Snakes and Fakes

them THOTTIES.
yeah. you know who i'm talking about.
them TROLLS. y'all know em.
Them THOTTIES at school being fake. Fucking snakes. Snakes and Fakes everywhere.
by koma-koma September 03, 2018
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Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.
Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you
by megawalrus May 27, 2012
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snakes on a dick

To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.
"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"

"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"
by Izzy Longer January 08, 2014
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blanket snake

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.
by Sensual Ninja September 05, 2015
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strangle the snake

What a male says when he is going to masterbate.
Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you

Emma: ...
by HerDixiNormis October 27, 2018
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snake plant

The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “bohodecor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021
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Juicing the Snake

The Male equivalent to the popular "popping your cherry". The snake referring to the shaft of the penis, while the juice is the ejaculate respectively.
"Mom, don't call me tonight. I'm gonna be out Juicing the Snake."
by Marshmallow Toes June 27, 2016
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