arse sack

alternative for bum bag, a bag which one wears atop their buttocks, (secured by a belt-like device with a clip for attachment and detachment) while running, walking, etc.

in the television series, 'the nanny', yeta wears an 'arse sack' incorrectly, and wears it on the front, hence the name 'arse sack' or 'bum bag'

"hey, mum, have you got your arse sack on yet so we can get runnin'"

by nirvana fanatic July 01, 2005

arse fart

polite way of calling someone an idiot, jerk, stupid, or inappropriately mean or stupid without sinking down into the usage of obscenities. Taken from the term arse for backside or bum and the word fart the sound that comes out when a person passes gas. Basically telling someone their comments are full of hot air and just trite, mean or silly.

E: Look at that bird in the sky!
A: There's no bird in the sky why are talking like an arse fart again?

Guy 1: Look at Jenni over there talking about Anna again and throwing salt.
Guy2: Yep that Jenni she keeps on acting like an arse fart.

by Sharky6 August 01, 2016

Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil June 05, 2011

arse whippin

Modern slang for cool or awesome or fantastico

or

When you buttocks are about to get hit/spanked/pinched/scratched

That was the arse whippinest day ever!

Arse whippin is pleasurable!

by Neenishspeenish March 03, 2006

seen his arse

to see ones arse, a combination of making a fool of yourself then getting upset about it.

dunlop has seen his arse again.

ey up, looks like dunlops seen his arse again.

surprise surpsise, dunlops only gone and seen his arse. again.

by Ginlarde October 03, 2008

arse biscuit

Can be used instead of something like numpty

"He's such an arse biscuit"

by M December 09, 2004

See your [arse]

To become angry or humiliated

If you don't clean this place up, Mum will see her arse when she gets home!

or

If you say hi to Fran in public and she blanks you you'll totally see your arse!

by firm shark gift September 17, 2008