Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!
by ZRxSean September 12, 2014
Get the Spare Change Awardmug. by jacktrippy August 13, 2010
Get the Bureau de changemug. Joe was a solid 7, but somehow managed to get a straight up pocket full of change to go out with him.
by Rhundy August 31, 2020
Get the Pocket full of changemug. Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.
But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.
Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit
On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!
Heeeeeeey Satan!
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.
But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.
Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit
On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!
Heeeeeeey Satan!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021
Get the I can changemug. Probably not a party at all, generally a gathering of broke kids coming together to have fun, and throw down whatever spare change they have in hopes to buy cheap beer.
Common events are: Watching Comedy Central, making up fake rap songs, dancing, getting stoned, and being obnoxious
Common events are: Watching Comedy Central, making up fake rap songs, dancing, getting stoned, and being obnoxious
by edddizzle March 12, 2011
Get the Bus Change Partymug. A word that defines Chinese language
by SEXY MAN LIKE BRIAN SIREGAR November 22, 2018
Get the Ching Chang Chongmug. A very racist pejorative used against Asian (mainly Chinese) people, about as offensive as "chink" or even exceeding it. Has been used by uneducated folks for decades. Presumably its usage is declining cause, well, it's 2022. Get with the times.
Some random rowdy boys: Hey! ching chang chong!
Me: grow up.
Some random kid in the comments section: Hehe, asian crowd go ching chang chong!
Me: So unfunny bro 😬
Me: grow up.
Some random kid in the comments section: Hehe, asian crowd go ching chang chong!
Me: So unfunny bro 😬
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 18, 2022
Get the Ching chang chongmug.