rusty noodle

infected penis

You're not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

by zAlanM August 20, 2013

Gummy Noodle

A Limp Penis

My girlfriend wanted to bang but I drank too much and had the gummy noodle.

by Little Mrs Bish March 22, 2022

Yunnan noodle

A kind of Chinese food which contains white noodles made from fine rice and various natrual ingredients, such as mushrooms, bean sprouts and chili sauce. They may vary according to region.
Because of its diversity in ingredients, it can also be used to describe anything that has a lot of different kinds of things in a small area, such as a meme sharing website.

Weird? Sports? Internet? Cartoons? Vine is such a bowl of Yunnan noodles!

by A dying goat December 8, 2017

Noodle month

When you don't have enough money to buy real food. So instead you buy what you can afford which is usually ramen noodles.

My family is going through noodle month again. Ever since dad lost his job.

by Kawaiigaara October 6, 2012

Noodle-Sweat

unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.

'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'

'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'

by jjho April 28, 2010

prairie noodling

The act of noodlinginside a person’s (preferably a young girl of slight stature)rectum whilst they are prairie dogging

Grandson:Hey grandpa, want to go prairie noodling?

Grandpa:I can’t since your mother has grown up and filed a lawsuit against your father and I for doing it to the dog

by Carl Chesterton the III September 4, 2018

Shrimp Noodle

ADJ.
Persons of the African American decent who are tall in stature and constantly likes to mess with his girlfriend's feelings and throw around red flags. Commonly known as "J" .

" J is such a Shrimp Noodle"

"Don't be a Shrimp Noodle"

by Honeygurl1285 February 16, 2020