crotch rob

To take someone else's crotch without consent, in a sexual manner.

"I am going to crotch rob the shit out of you!"

by Kimbalikessimba February 21, 2013

Robs tears

Tears from a boy named Rob for not being good at anything

Damn that guys crying Robs tears he must really suck at life

by @goodfriend June 16, 2022

Rob Mutton

usually seen in a field or walking to Aldi.
gets his hair sheared (as he is a sheep)
walks like a little girl.

rob mutton has no pubes

by x ben english x April 28, 2023

Rob

One of the most dedicated, hard working, caring people you will ever meet. Don't take him for granted:)

"You're amazing Rob!"

by Daniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 3, 2020

Rob

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"Rob"

by Baboogeyman October 11, 2022

rob dean

The sound of a big floppy vagina makes as it eats a hot dog while queefing the pledge of allegiance. God Bless Rob Deans anus

I’m so impressed with that Rob Dean you just made.

by Your Grandma likes 69 March 19, 2022

Rob

ˈʀo b, derived from Robert or Mister Robert is a Proto-Germanic name for an exceptional man.

Mostly a very handsome and intellectual guy, who appears to be a bit mysterious. His excellent taste in music and art make him a versatile conversation partner. His good taste in fashion makes him a desired object for many women also. 1

Rob often is characterized by a certain uniqueness regarding his personality and profound emotional depth. 2
His creative personality traits cause a mainly independent mind-set, therefore he chooses work as an artist, director, photographer or UX designer. Even though he's smoking hot and extraordinary confident, people admire his humbleness. If you ever get the chance to meet a Rob, definitely say hi!

1 Rob is mostly attracted to women smarter and better looking than him, mostly a Miriam.
2 Emotional depths may cause some diva behavior.

"Rob really enjoys cooking healthy meals!"
- Are you sure?
"Yeah, why?"
- I just saw him at Five Guys the other day.

by Romanian encyclopedia May 10, 2018