Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
by Paul Hate May 22, 2011
Get the Ass Potatoesmug. by Crazyhyenaowo February 28, 2017
Get the pothead potatomug. by Potatows December 2, 2016
Get the fried potatomug. a 'DOTA' player who focuses on killing 'creeps' in the forests for 90% of the match's duration. People under this category usually have very poor gameplay skills, and relies on forest due to its low level of concentration. This often leads to moments of intense 'shittalking' and making fellow team-members 'emo'.
"That forest potato started foresting at lvl 1 and still has no good items!"
"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"
"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"
by I-Make-Kids-Cry-in-DOTA February 19, 2009
Get the Forest Potatomug. A female who gets passed around. She gets passed around so many times that nobody wants her.
A homie hopper.
A homie hopper.
"Man have y'all seen LaLa she's so bad!"
"Naw man stay away from her; she's a hot potato! She smashed the homie and the homies homie and the homies cousins homie."
"Naw man stay away from her; she's a hot potato! She smashed the homie and the homies homie and the homies cousins homie."
by MsLaLaLopez January 8, 2016
Get the Hot potatomug. One who's devotion for potatoes knows no bounds. She wakes up every morning, struggling to get through the day. But that potato is always there to comfort her. Potatoes provide comfort and stability for Potato Girl. Without potatoes...what is she? Just a girl...not knowing the true meaning of life.
That girl Gemma is such a Potato Girl.
Who's that independent and driven person? She must a Potato Girl .
Who's that independent and driven person? She must a Potato Girl .
by Sasha-Braus April 20, 2020
Get the Potato Girlmug. by Kaibaman September 3, 2020
Get the Kaiba Potatomug.