An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.
Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
by reputable_realist December 8, 2024
Get the Jeffmug. A person who only goes after young woman is called a Jeff Ng. They hide their true intentions behind drugs and alcohol. Be careful you don't turn into a Jeff Ng
by honest6969 March 11, 2023
Get the Jeff Ngmug. my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.
my name jeff!
by dikpik53 February 13, 2018
Get the my name jeffmug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Jeffmug. Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”
by Vintage_Beard December 3, 2021
Get the The ole Jeff Dunhammug. by not donk June 18, 2022
Get the jeffmug. by Jok3r April 23, 2018
Get the Jeffmug.