Dirty Zeppelin

The opposite of a "blumpkin". When you're the individual droppin dookies. But you're eating out the bar skank as she stands in front of you. And the bartender working walks in on it.

Sally's ready to close the bar and Goes to shut off the the lights in the bathroom....Walks in on JK with his pants around his knees giving CK a Dirty Zeppelin.

by TheRealYo September 17, 2023

Bear zapper

Someone who cock blocks a bear

Barak was a bear zapper to Joe and Donald cause he wanted to get in his pants first.

by Bear zapper February 9, 2024

Zwei zupfen

A phrase used when you play a draw two card in Uno. Most of the time it used in a provocative way and aims to anger the person who has two draw the cards. Often the phrase is enhanced by putting swear words at the end of it.

So, du darfst jetzt erst mal Zwei zupfen du Gooflord

by 123minnecrafter February 15, 2024

Orange Zipper

A place Trump's sycophants kneel down before.

GQP representatives lined up in front of the Orange Zipper to demonstrate their fealty.

by Tahobo Jr. June 14, 2024

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025