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Zombie Hordes

Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.
Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!
by Twinfist February 4, 2010
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zombie mask

A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!
I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.
by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006
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zombie walk

A large gathering of people dressed up as zombies and walking around a public place calling out for brains, trying to scare "conservative" people, and proving to us all that individuals are capable of making bigger asses of themselves than ever thought possible.
"Hey, are you participating in the zombie walk?"

"No I'm not a knob"

"Oh"
by Jordanzzzzzzzzz May 7, 2008
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Zombie Wrangler

A production assistant on a zombie film whose primary responsibility is to keep tabs on the zombie extras. The job is similar to that of an animal wrangler on a film set. Production assistant(s) charged with this responsibility should receive specific credit as Zombie Wranglers. Zombie Wranglers have been specifically credited at the conclusion of at least one zombie film, Zombie Bloodbath (1993).
He worked as a Zombie Wrangler in that film.
by Travelingmankc October 27, 2015
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Facebook zombie

Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.
1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.
by 4nic8er November 2, 2017
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Modern Zombie

A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.
He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.
by StayClassy January 4, 2014
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Street Zombies

Crack - addicted people that walk into traffic aimlessly, contorting their limbs and faces - to ask for money or drugs.
Hey, turn left here, it's a short cut.

No way man, it's full of street zombies.
by Ditzlexic January 3, 2016
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