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Your mom 

Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid
Your mom by I like planes March 17, 2022

your mom 

dude A: bro your mom so fat she'd probably sit on a whale and its bones be broker than your wallet ngl
dude B: no cap
your mom by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

your mom 

The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom

person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
your mom by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022

your mom 

A joke - Your mother - used to roast people
Joke: LOGAN-PAUL: who's that YOU: your mom
Actual: YOU: wheres your mom?
Roast: billie ellish: who asked YOU: your mom
your mom by Omyx March 20, 2022

Your Mom 

An object you make fun of (also from 2018)
Many definitions include but are not limited to:
Whale, big, fat, gay, dumb, stupid, idiot, and flat
Person 1: Yo do you see that over there?
Person 2: What are you talking about
Person 1: It's Your Mom
Your Mom by forb ig eyes March 21, 2022

Your Mom 

The hottest person in the world, even hotter than the Sun
Person 1: Dude, your mom looks so hot!
Person 2: Shut up! I know you jerked off to her
Your Mom by Megaddo March 22, 2022