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Woke

While most of the youth use this term to describe someone who is cool and “dripped out”, I use it in a different sense. Personally, I use it to describe someone who is aware of the world. For example, if someone is knowledgeable on climate change or racial/social issues and is aware that these issues are indeed issues, they would be considered woke.
Jesse Pinkman: Who is more woke: that bitch ass chimpmunk Alvin or Zendaya?

Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.

Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?

Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.

Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!
by waterproofcans February 20, 2023
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Wokeness

A popular philosophy commonly associated with social justice that views materialistic power as the central motivation for all human relationships. It is commonly associated with post-modernism and critical theory.
The politicians are arguing over wokeness again!
by BrunoJonesky June 17, 2023
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Woke

A term used by people who wish that rampant racism, homophobia and misogyny was still socially acceptable
Tom complained about Disney World being woke when they started removing dated cultural depictions
by GaelicSoxFan April 17, 2021
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Woke

A word used by Republicans to describe anything they don't like. In other words, anything that isn't, or isn't about straight, white, neurotypical, skinny men.
Example of how it is used in a sentence: Noah thinks that two of her coworkers (Ethan and Tara) are woke because Ethan is on the autism spectrum, and Tara is in a wheelchair."
by ACompletelyRandomPerson June 16, 2025
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woke-avist

A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.

They will continue to "educate" you about how others' beliefs and opinions need to change to "progress humanity forwards". Which means that anybody elses points of views/opinions are unacceptable forms of hate speech if they don't align with their ideologies...aka extreme left-wing.
Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!
by Curve Baller March 19, 2023
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woke

Originally, this word referred to people who were awake about conspiracy theories (at this point, conspiracy facts).

Then, it became a word to refer to SJWs, as the most popular voted definition describes.
"Why do coins have ridges?"
"Dude, if you don't know why coins have ridges, you're not woke."
by megumeat January 24, 2024
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Woke

Common trait among redditors, basically you're a somethingphobic somethingism bigot if you don't agree their shitty opinions
Woke people are annoying as heck, and they unironically think they could change the future.
by Lixie_ March 7, 2023
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