Skip to main content

winger

Someone who excessively bothers you at work and invites you to a Chinese Buffet. If you say, 'No,' he calls you racist and tells you that you probably grew up learning to be racist against Chinese people. After suggesting another place, he says you have no life.
Guy 1: "Wanna go to a Chinese Buffet." Guy 2: "Nah, how about a pizza joint?" Guy 1: "Stop being such a racist pussy, and come to the Chinese Buffet." Guy 2: "Stop being an Winger, and come to the pizza joint."
by Guy at work May 1, 2009
mugGet the winger mug.

all winner squad

1. a group of 2 or more nerds, geeks or people whom you would not identify with.
2. enemies
3. a gaggle of dorks
4. a name you call buddies when half your friends show up late
Look at that, its the all winner squad on the way to a Star Trek convention.
by Bud E Love May 9, 2003
mugGet the all winner squad mug.

Homeschool Winner

A character who was never made.
Nobody loves the Homeschool Winner. He doesn't share his ice cream with you.
by Yaanu August 29, 2003
mugGet the Homeschool Winner mug.

winNER

Synonymous with loser.
One who, when faced with an unfamiliar computer command prompt, types "win".
Ref.: MicroSoft Windows 3.0, 3.1, WFW 3.11.
nadly@pr0nb0x:~/images/pr0n$ win
by Nadly Johnson January 4, 2003
mugGet the winNER mug.

Old Man Winter

While in the midst of performing cunnilingus, the act of forcefully exhaling into a woman's vaginal canal. Peforming an Old Man Winter will often cause the recipient to experience sudden and violent vaginal flatulence.
Dude, I did an Old Man Winter on my girlfriend last night. She queefed immediately and then slapped me.
by poorlygrownbeard November 20, 2010
mugGet the Old Man Winter mug.

Left-Winger

Someone who is politically left-wing. Example of left-wing ideas are as follows:

• Equality (Not to be confused with Equity) for all people in all walks of life.
• All religions and beliefs are welcome so long as they do not discriminate against others, offend others, or affect laws or the government.

• The government should not be affected by religion.
• The government should be large to protect equal rights for all people.
• Censorship is necessary to filter out ideas which are offensive to others.
• Minorities should be praised so as to balance power between groups of people.
Religious freedom may be curtailed in order to provide genuine equality.
• Gay couples should be allowed to marry anywhere and in any way that a straight couple would.
• Abortion and contraception are necessary to maintain bodily autonomy.
• Access to healthcare, water, food, and shelter should be provided to all people by the government.
• The rich should be taxed highly and military spending should be cut to pay for social programs.
"Yeah, I'm a left-winger, and if you've got a problem with that, that's your problem."
by JP the ENFP June 17, 2022
mugGet the Left-Winger mug.

side winder

A woman that is wearing her thong or G string improperly; usually crooked of to the side.
Hey girl, fix your thong, it's a side winder.
by The ConTessa November 26, 2007
mugGet the side winder mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email