Walking hard-on

'A lesbian who is attracted to nearly every woman. If she had a dick, it would constantly be erect'

B: that girl is so hot
W: you said that about the bitch at Jamba Juice

B: so! She was hot too!
W: you're a walking hard-on

by Bwood13 October 19, 2015

Walking through the door

Walking through the door is do copy someone else because you want to be safe instead of taking a risk.

I followed Max into the door because I knew if I didn't, Alexhole would lay a trap down for me.

by Downvoting Victim August 10, 2005

Walking Taco

When a mounted turret in Halo 3 is detached and a player is walking around with it.

Watch out, the walking taco is mobile.

by brothajamal July 9, 2009

walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.

Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

by Sam is a Dick May 23, 2007

I'm Walking Here!

"I'm Walking Here" originated from the game "VR Chat" when a YouTuber and Player named Jameskii walked on in a raid with players dressed as Penguins and screaming "I'm Walking Here!!"

*person walks in front of penguin*
Penguin: EYY I'M WALKING HERE!
Intellectual: No shut up

by Oofmania May 8, 2018

walking the dog

The act of letting a fart out while walking so to not be the one fingered as the farter.

"Dude I was just walking the dog past the Head table!!!" i.e. at a wedding.

by skullme June 15, 2007

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005