Schrödinger's Wokeness

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t

Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness

by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023

Woke

In the current political landscape woke simply means anti-white, or white exclusion. It can be expanded to the demonization of whites as well as perceived ignorance. Examples would include 'white privilege', 'white guilt', 'white fragility'.

Many CEO's promoted the woke agenda until they realized it is the very definition of racism.

by TheOtherMeToo March 21, 2023

Wokeness

A modern ideology that combines Race + Identity politics with Marxism theology to create a Hierarchy of victimhood which teaches to see people as races and groups instead of individuals. And to judge people by their race and identity instead of their Merits, actions or their content of their character. Which believes all disparities between groups of people are caused by sexism, racism, homophobia & ETC. Instead of culture, work ethic, educational differences.

The wokeness in the media has made modern shows and movies. Disney pushing wokeness has harmed their reputation and their stock.

by Hippie Slayer1 January 3, 2024

WOKE

A "euphemism" used to define a complete and total f*cking idiot.

"I am WOKE, therefore a moron."

by A Particularly Annoyed Person February 25, 2023

Woke

The belief that there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.

This is the definition of "woke" as provided in court by Republican governor of Florida Ron DeSantis's legal team. Would you have voted for Trump if you disagreed?

by Nickel Pickler March 30, 2023

Woke

A misconstrued word now used by homophobes and racists to disguise their bigotry

I can’t believe they casted a black to play Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”. Now, that’s woke

by Brandon Lazulu February 28, 2023

woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023