by Paul May 7, 2005
Get the penis wars mug.A war conducted on a high school playground between rival student groups involving the use of various fruit as ammunition. Often used to settle a dispute...
Pineapples, Watermelons and Apples are among the deadliest weaponary used.
Occasionally the groups will agree on permitting vegetables, bread, big macs, eggs and yoghurt as ammunition...
The rules state that any teacher intervention must result in both sides firing all ammo at the teachers.
Pineapples, Watermelons and Apples are among the deadliest weaponary used.
Occasionally the groups will agree on permitting vegetables, bread, big macs, eggs and yoghurt as ammunition...
The rules state that any teacher intervention must result in both sides firing all ammo at the teachers.
by huge fella September 25, 2006
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This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009
Get the Everybody wants me Joe mug.an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.
My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.
by ducksRpeople2 September 15, 2011
Get the sock wars mug.People who are no life social rejects have gotten 100% completion on the videogame Lego Star wars the Skywalker Saga
Drew Benjamin Almquist : Cash Thomas Warren has Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100% he is such a nerd
Maximus Apostolos Sinanis : Yeah he is a no life nerd
Maximus Apostolos Sinanis : Yeah he is a no life nerd
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Get the Coke Wars mug.An excuse for a bunch of lonely people to run around in costumes and play with swords.They stupidly think that they have some type of force with them. They quit their jobs to line up for several days to watch some stupid movie that lasts for like 2 hours. Also see trekkies.
(Normal kid) So what do you want to do today?
(Weird kid) I have the force, I must put on make-up and a costume and parade around the street like a fool. Maybe one day I too can find out who my father is.
(Weird kid) I have the force, I must put on make-up and a costume and parade around the street like a fool. Maybe one day I too can find out who my father is.
by class/06 June 21, 2005
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