A girl who will resort to promiscuous or flirtatious behaviour to get help, advice or anything else she wants from a helpless male victim. Once achieving her goals ("sucking him dry"), the penis vampire ignores the poor sod, treating him like a total stranger.
Male 1: Wow, I'm so bummed out, I thought I had a chance with Emma
Male 2: Why what happened?
Male 1: She asked me to help her study for philosophy and she was all flirty and I thought I was in but after the exam, she totally ignored me.
Male 2: That Penis Vampire sucked you dry!
Male 2: Why what happened?
Male 1: She asked me to help her study for philosophy and she was all flirty and I thought I was in but after the exam, she totally ignored me.
Male 2: That Penis Vampire sucked you dry!
by Rustee John January 9, 2009
Get the Penis Vampire mug.One who pursues cock at all costs when the moon comes out. This pursuit usually ends with the sucking off the life juice (semen) out of a person resulting in absolute shame.
M-OH.....MY....GODDD! WhHHATT is thaat???
E-LOL it's silvia the cock vampire, shes off to vampirize some cocks.
M-What a fat silly cunt...
E-I better run now...
M-May the force be with you.
E-LOL it's silvia the cock vampire, shes off to vampirize some cocks.
M-What a fat silly cunt...
E-I better run now...
M-May the force be with you.
by Obi Wan KeNOOBi November 5, 2006
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A made up mythical creature just like Centaurs and Leprechauns. Probably stemming from modern-day culture's obsession with vampires.
Tony: Oh Jesus! A psychic vampire!
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
by Wesley Durrance October 9, 2005
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Get the vampire mug.1. A blood-sucking ghost; a soul of a dead person superstitiously believed to come from the grave and wander about by night sucking the blood of persons asleep, thus causing their death. This superstition is now prevalent in parts of Eastern Europe, and was especially current in Hungary about the year 1730.
2. Fig.: One who lives by preying on others; an extortioner; a bloodsucker.
3. (Zoöl.) Either one of two or more species of South American blood-sucking bats belonging to the genera Desmodus and Diphylla. These bats are destitute of molar teeth, but have strong, sharp cutting incisors with which they make punctured wounds from which they suck the blood of horses, cattle, and other animals, as well as man, chiefly during sleep. They have a caecal appendage to the stomach, in which the blood with which they gorge themselves is stored.
4. (Zoöl.) Any one of several species of harmless tropical American bats of the genus Vampyrus, especially V. spectrum. These bats feed upon insects and fruit, but were formerly erroneously supposed to suck the blood of man and animals. Called also false vampire. Vampire bat (Zoöl.), a vampire, Vampyrus spectrum
2. Fig.: One who lives by preying on others; an extortioner; a bloodsucker.
3. (Zoöl.) Either one of two or more species of South American blood-sucking bats belonging to the genera Desmodus and Diphylla. These bats are destitute of molar teeth, but have strong, sharp cutting incisors with which they make punctured wounds from which they suck the blood of horses, cattle, and other animals, as well as man, chiefly during sleep. They have a caecal appendage to the stomach, in which the blood with which they gorge themselves is stored.
4. (Zoöl.) Any one of several species of harmless tropical American bats of the genus Vampyrus, especially V. spectrum. These bats feed upon insects and fruit, but were formerly erroneously supposed to suck the blood of man and animals. Called also false vampire. Vampire bat (Zoöl.), a vampire, Vampyrus spectrum
1. "A vampire is a mythical creature, meant to scare and entertain the public."
2. "America continues it's growing interest with vampires, the creatures of the night."
2. "America continues it's growing interest with vampires, the creatures of the night."
by jamies iz da bomb August 27, 2007
Get the vampire mug.Vampirism, A warcraft III Game, Where the vampires have to catch the peasants, When caught the peasant will be turned into a vampire, The game name - Vampirism
by Me.... May 19, 2006
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when an event or circumstance reminds you of how stupid/evil/unfair humanity is.
when an event or circumstance reminds you of how stupid/evil/unfair humanity is.
person 1: "I just got a parking ticket for no reason! what the fuck!"
person 2: "man, the world is a vampire!"
person 2: "man, the world is a vampire!"
by clitty bojangles February 22, 2008
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