naughty vampire

the act of performing oral sex on menstruating partner

naughty vampire

by you burnin January 16, 2011

Vampire Cats

A cats that is inslaved by mr. waters and turned into VKAMPIRESSSSW

tomatoese

by AMX February 1, 2003

Vegetarian Vampire

A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.

The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.

by bill the cat April 2, 2009

buffing me vampire slayer

the act of male masturbation

now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer

by Jaki J September 28, 2005

Gay Vampire Chopper

The act where a man who dislikes being a man gets someone with sharp vampire teeth to remove his penis, Biting off the tip while licking the blood being spilled then spitting into the other mans mouth. Can be amplified if you ejaculate into the mouth of the biter right when it is being pulled off, can also be amplified if you bite the scrotum of and biting into the balls but be aware since it can shock you if you are performing the gender reassignment. If you ar not gay however a woman will do just fine.

I asked if i could perform a Gay Vampire Chopper on my friend, he allowed me to but he said it was painful.

by Gacha Vampire February 21, 2020

slaying a vampire

A women who is looking to get laid that night specifically from a PerGerm (Man who is half Persian & half German).

Jasa is slaying a vampire after the club.

by Vanessa Manser May 18, 2008

Cock Vampire

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.

"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"

by MM132 September 20, 2012