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period vampire

Eating a girl out while she is on her period
I was a period vampire last night with my girl
by Theristy1178 November 26, 2023
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Vampire

A blood sucking creature, usually very beautiful (Only the Men). They are very very triggered when they can smell blood and wanna suck it all out.
Person1: Yo dude I wish I were a Vampire
Person2: Why?
Person1: So I can have a dayly sucker
Person2: You are strange dud
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Trans Vampire Skin

A term for the skin texture of transfemmes on HRT, with their skin typically looking lighter, smoother, and ambiguously younger compared to the usual progression of skin aging for women in their age range.

Trans Vampire Skin is also a revealing feature of a boymoder, with their skin being jarringly different compared to the men around them.
1: Wait, Lara is almost 30? I thought she was, like, an undergrad?!
2: That's that Trans Vampire Skin at work!
by EMPLOYEE 472 May 31, 2022
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vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody
while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving
by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022
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Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in
Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person
by RamanFox August 9, 2018
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Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.
Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.
by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011
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To vampire

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.
I vampiered my sister a few days ago.

I am going to vampire my friend.
by King albert III February 27, 2023
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