Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is the place we all come to when we need to explain something to our moms. We also come here when extremely bored at school or at 3 in the morning when we have nothing better to do.

Mom: What's (insert random meme or word)?
Child: One second, let me look it up on Urban Dictionary
Mom: Ok

by myrealname13 April 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A bunch of worthless cocksuckers who wouldn't recognize an exceptional neologism if it bit them in the posteriors in which their heads reside.

"I submitted a great definition for a hitherto unknown word and those idiots at Urban Dictionary rejected it."

by Lionel Trolling December 8, 2017

Urban Dictionary

You are using it right now

I am looking up words on Urban Dictionary for the lolz

by SonikX1324 April 24, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A website in which young children can search for slang terms and potentially lose their virginity.

Caroline taught Joseph how to use the internet. Caroline left the room for an hour and joseph had added several exceedingly rude words to his vocabulary. Caroline then thought, "Oh dear lord he found Urban Dictionary."

by Psuendymous Name Ud October 13, 2013

Urban Dictionary

The Website you are currently wasting time on.

Why am i on Urban Dictionary?

by ElectrodeYT February 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The place you IMMEDIATELY go when one of your friend makes a reference and you're like what the heck? But you pretend that you actually know what it means. Then you go on urban dictionary and are like duhhhhhhh that's what it means😳

Didn't know what a blowjob was, thank god for urban dictionary.

by Thatminnesotangirl April 5, 2015

Urban Dictionary

Where you see that apparently EVERY SINGLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE is slang for something sexual.

Urban Dictionary's word of the day: Word: "The." Definition: LOL POOP BUTT DICK HAHAHAHAHA!!1111

by Interplacebo December 12, 2015