uber

1. an app for people too rich for muni

2. sufficiently better than lyft

U wanna bus home with me?
-Nah, I just ordered my uber

by iwantfoodpleasefeedme April 1, 2018

Uber Khan

Two guinea pigs in a trench coat.

My piggies have become Uber Khan. They were out last night again...

by Nigrump December 22, 2019

Uber tug

When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.

Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???

by Big berry 1 September 7, 2018

uber scream

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.

person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.

by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021

Dr Uber

A "Dr Uber" Is a word/person who lives in a weird area located in "your ass"
"Dr Uber" Is dumb at everything in life and only does stuff that it likes.

Dr Uber is dumb at discord

by Dr Uber October 20, 2020

UBER puntter

one who is to be seen on a BOARDSKI, the species is normally to be spotted in a train behind an instuctor (generally ESF)in a vomit or fluro colourd one peice.

UBER puntter is glen plake in 78 minus the back scratcher steez

by allister loveday November 5, 2007

Undes-uber-able

You request an Uber, they call you, find out you only need to go 2 miles, then cancel

I needed to go from LAX to the hotel, but was completely undes-uber-able.

by DrPhy6 September 9, 2016