Sight-twatted

A term for when shooting full bore, the rifle recoils into your face (twats you in the face) because you held it too close to the sights. Leaves either a black eye in the case of SUSATs, or two questionable lines cause by iron sights.

Coach: how did that shot feel?
Me: okay, but i got majorley sight-twatted, im changing my position slightly.

by cheeseflambe October 24, 2010

twat-queer

Originating in the Bay Area, ca; twat-queer is a term for a lesbian. Someone of the female persuasion who is interested sexually in other women.

Jill: I'm thinking about experimenting with women.
John: GOD, you're such a twat-queer!

by anal sleds June 2, 2010

turtle twat

A vagina so nasty that it might snap off someone's dick like a snapping turtle.

Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.

Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.

by jaxon88 July 23, 2010

Twat Twaddler

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.

Hillary Clinton is such a stupid fucking twat twaddler.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011

twat penis

(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.

Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!

Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"

Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!

Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!

by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011

twat blackbelt

having a blackbelt in the art of being a twat

ben has a blackbelt in twat, hes got a twat blackbelt

by tomooo184 November 14, 2010

twat poof

a vagina fart. usually after sex.

"What was that noise?"
"Oh, sorry, just a twat poof."

by feefee April 4, 2005