Will Smith Turnt

when you are so turnt, that you are convinced that you indeed are the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, himself.

The Jawn Squad was so buzzed off that nicotine high, that they finally were able to experience being Will Smith Turnt . Jordan even broke out into themesong as the rest of them were breakdancing.

by bturnt February 10, 2015

burnt but turnt

you're sunburned but you're still getting turnt

hey, how's your summer going izzy?
great! I'm burnt but turnt dude!

by Brooke Scallon June 29, 2015

jojo to turnt

when your friend is beyond the capability of articulating her words because of drunkness...

while at the house last night my friend spilled pickle juice ...she was jojo to turnt ...

by BoPril October 14, 2016

surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

Toss and Turnt

Trying to sleep after a long night of drinking

I got so drunk for my birthday, couldn't go to sleep. I was toss and turnt

by ItsJos August 16, 2017

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018