Topher

A little country kid from Kentucky that don't like Olivia

Topher: Y'all already know who I am my name is topher and I think Olivia.
Olivia: I think topher

by Rebekahcunninham January 12, 2023

Topher

A euphemism for 'wank' that arose out of the Victorian Lockdowns.

It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".

As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!

As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.

by Nuremburgers 2.0 March 2, 2023

Torched

somebody that just git they a$$ beat!!

“u seen wassaname fight?”
“yea danae torched that girl”

by alayna brianna March 3, 2023

thorphed

A person whose used Dextromethorphan, DXM (cough syrup) recreationally and is above the 3rd plateau.

Jimmy as thorphed as fuck.

I’m boutta get thorphed till I black out.

by crunchy fetus April 3, 2023

Topher

Yall already know who he is

My name is topher

by The Garmenter April 5, 2023

tarphage

another word for a stretched out asshole that hurts alot

Man my asshole is really tarphage rn

by tarphage lover April 12, 2023

torch

Its a sexy door

Thats a really torchy door you got there

by wtfmommy April 30, 2023