Justin Tookey

Justin is a medical condition in which excess body fat has accumulated to the extent that it may have an adverse effect on health, leading to reduced life expectancy and/or increased health problems.

To see videos of Justin Tookey dancing half naked,Cross dressing and more, please send me a email and I will send you a link to a website that tributes his fat.

If you hav'nt seen his hilarious videos yet search him up on YouTube!!!!

by Hilarious videos xxxXD January 24, 2010

making a turkey

Getting a blow-job under the table after putting a tablecloth over it to hide who you are receiving it from.

Look at him you can totally tell he is making a turkey!

by David Blaze October 2, 2006

turkeyneck

The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis

That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris

by The Phantom August 4, 2003

turkey jack

wood sap

"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"

by junebug December 2, 2003

Turkey Hair

When you spike your hair up in a flat circle, resembling a turkey's tail.

Look at that kid's turkey hair!

by BreezeFreezeLover December 22, 2008

torkewitz

the fucking shit, usually associated with hot guys

that boy amy is now dating is torkewitz

by fred freddyso n April 29, 2009

Turkey Quesadilla

A woman's vagina. The female Labia.

Yeah I was eatin' that turkey quesadilla for hours last night! wooooo weeee

by AmandJackBood June 10, 2010