Clam Tongue Bubblegum

When the lip of a ladies clam hangs out of her panties and clings to her leg like bubblegum. May also refer to the appearance that closely resembles a ragged used up piece of big league chew clinging to her inner thigh.

As we walked up a hill on a long hot humid day, my girlfriend leaned over and whispered 'I have Clam Tongue Bubblegum'

by osbornexink July 6, 2015

helicopter tongue

When he/she are taking part in a French kiss and she/he spins their tongue around like a flushed bog bowl, leaving a mess of bodily slurry around the face.

A. Oi mate my GF just helicopter tongued me
B. What was it like?
A. Mate I think I now have AIDS

by Sukkawillymmmmmmm October 11, 2016

Toilet Tango

The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.

I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.

by joemanshowman May 28, 2016

possum tongue

a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus

Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.

by Dr_Rhodez November 23, 2016

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

Mexican Tongue Punch

When one places hot sauce on ones tongue and then engages in oral sex.

My vags is still burning from my boyfriend giving the old piss slit a Mexican Tongue Punch last night!!

by Guns4fun February 14, 2017

Rango Tango

It means 'That's what I thought." In Spanish

Rango tango ya that's what I thought

by Cock Rape June 27, 2017