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Toilet Oyster

When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.
by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019
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Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018
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The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.
Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
by DuctTapePants August 26, 2018
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toilet tickets

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
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toilet espionage

The act of pranking others (friend or foe) that revolves around a toilet.
Person 1: Hey dude, let’s do an upper decker on Creepy Larry’s toilet.

Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.
by Dutch to the Oven June 6, 2018
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Toilet Twist

When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).
Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”

Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019
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Toilet-Brother

Toilet-Brother definition

A brother (and/or sibling, i.e. toilet sister toilet sibling) who only shows up to visit when their sibling, friend or loved one during times when the lives of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toilet.

This moniker applies to the visiting sibling regardless of whether their visit is to revel in the misfortune of the sibling they are visiting or if they are visiting to provide real support, if the visiting sibling only visits during times when the life of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toiletof existence.
Toilet-Brother

James is a toilet-brother because he only visits me when my life is fucked up beyond all recognition.
by the real jm November 30, 2019
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