Mental Masturbation

Manipulating usually flirtatiously yet without doing any actual sexual acts in order to get what you want.

AKA: ‘Hoeing without using your holes’

Just send a pretty girl to go scoop up that check. He won’t tell her no...
#mental masturbation

by FreakyFelonFriday February 06, 2021

Masturbation Wrinkles

When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.

"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.

by THEREALHONESTBRUTALBIATCH October 21, 2017

masturbating on the run

When a tardy individual is getting dressed on their way to where they're going.

Masturbating on the run is to get dressed on your way to the destination

Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.

I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.

by Xtra3916 July 04, 2022

Animal Masturbation

The act of masturbating an animal by me nigga.

Take this you stupid cat. This is how you Animal Masturbation

by haha yeah man that shits funny January 02, 2020

Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons

When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician

by Bigdickpreston September 21, 2016

Masturbation fodder

A material that has no other uses except to aid in masturbation.

Look at that picture of a woman's body in a skimpy bikini! I believe I've discovered new masturbation fodder!

by sluttytawny March 19, 2023

masturbation addict

the guy that decides to announce when he 's gonna watch hentai, and no one cares because he is arab mantas kid AAAAA

this masturbation addict is so weird he just cums every minute

by Kattini April 19, 2022