saggy bus

When the bus has a driver that's an 80 year old hag scraping up retirement money.

I gotta ride the saggy bus today

by Nick Naires March 8, 2018

Gruff Bus

A bus full of retards

Oy Matt look at that bus, it's full of Gruff's must be a Gruff bus

by Gruffboy July 12, 2015

The School Bus

A sexual act. Upgrade from the minivan.

It's when the man puts 1 in the front and a load of kids in the back.

Wow. She is fucking hot. Fuck the minivan I am giving her The School Bus

by Oppshitkacked_dacks July 15, 2022

Stop the bus

stopping the bus or “stop the bus”, is another word for claiming the love of your life. a romantic way to get a girl to go out with you.

Person 1: omg i can’t believe Landin just stopped the bus for Serinity!!

Person 2: ikr he wanted to stop the bus enable for him to confess his love to her

by eyewoodstoreminutsinue April 3, 2019

bus blind

The condition of not seeing public transit, specifically the bus, as a viable option for commuting to and from or around a city or metropolitan area.

All of the local media outlets covered parking & driving directions to reach the downtown jazz festival but not one mention of transit because they are bus blind.

by transitdad June 27, 2018

cs-bus

Chronic-sperm-back-up syndrone

when a man isn't getting fucked often enough and has too much sperm in his system

'Man, it's been so long since I got layed I'm starting to suffer from CS-BUS

by The ugly guy October 4, 2009

Flying bus

The act of using airline travel so often that it’s becomes synonymous to using a bus.

Tim: “Is John rich or something? I swear he is always flying bus.”
Jim: “Yeah, he is the CEO of a multinational company.”

by nickurbandic June 20, 2021