Sweaty Sock

Linked via rhyming slang to the term JOCK a person from Scotland

Those sweaty socks are no better than a bunch of Tartan Tranny's

by Stolen_Monkey April 13, 2007

nike socks

An overpriced piece of shit that will leave your foot smelling worse that it would've been without wearing a nike sock

Dudeeeeee, I just worked out in these nike socks. My feet smell like shit

by Sesssster October 30, 2013

Pink Sock

After anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the anus. The pink socks appear's like folds of pink skin hangin out of the asshole. It slightly resembales a pink sock hangin out of the asshole .also known as a pink shit

After i pulled the dildo out her ass she had a pink sock hangin out

by Dan Junker March 31, 2003

sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.

Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

sock cock

Someone who is trying to appear as something they're not. Named after the practice of stuffing a pair of socks into the underwear to create the effect of a larger bulge.

"Don't listen to him, he's a total sock cock."

by Em2007 April 2, 2007

Tube Sock

An overbearing bug eyed self absorbing be-littler that enjoys tazing his employees on a tri daily basis. The tube sock enjoys his abnormal gait while closely resembling the fictional human sized tube sock portrayed by the skittles commercials.

-Hey, i need you to restock all one million pieces of equipment by the end of your shift while I look at facebook. Dammit, your such a tubesock!

-THIS IS MANDATORY!

Ohh your such a tube sock!

by Hitmeagain December 13, 2010

fuck socks

Oft unwearable socks whose sole purpose is to act as a semen receptacle.

"Nah, i don't wear those, they're just my fuck socks"

by NuSonRize January 29, 2005