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Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.
Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.
by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022
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Pumpkin

Hello pumpkin

Pumpkin was created by Sam
by Samisright March 27, 2022
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Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.

I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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Leftover Pumpkin

The discharge leftover from anal sex using the innards of a gourd or root vegetable as a lubricant.
Joe: Damn! Smells funky in here!

Caity: yeah, got some leftover pumpkin around
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 27, 2020
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pumpkin

person 1:“awe! pumpkin is so cute!”
person 2: “she’s a cumslut
by co0chieman719 November 28, 2020
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Pumpkin Munchkin

When 3 men dig up a body of a woman
One cups the lips of the vagina

One covers the mouth and one has sex with her so the maggots come out of her stomach
by CoolTheFool December 8, 2020
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Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.
1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"
by The Big......0 December 9, 2020
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