Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

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Wind duster

Farting out of your balls.

"Yo John I just wind dustered and it felt good af"

by Gibson5434 October 11, 2017

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foul wind ensemble

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.

I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

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Double Winded

Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.

-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky

by cheeseheadpinkypenis January 23, 2020

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The act of being murdered by close friends or coworkers with the purpose of removing you from the picture, and allowing them to run a train on your partner. Or your partner’s coworkers or close friends killing them, with the intent of running a train on you. Can refer to either.

Damn Kieth, remember that scene in wind river where they wind rivered that one dude and his girlfriend. That was such a wind river moment.

by DuckPondMan April 9, 2021

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