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Patch

A kid, technically between 7 and 12
That patch over there is so obnoxious.
by Annon1o1 June 2, 2019
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Troll patch

The little patch of hair on ones big toe
A girl often has hairless legs and feet, except for her troll patch
by Johny2424 December 4, 2011
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CONTACT PATCH

MAN I GOTTA BANG MY NAIL INTO MY BABES CONTACT PATCH SOMETIME SOON OR IM GONNA HAVE BALLS BIGGER AND BLUER THAN THAT PLAYPEN IN MICKY Ds ON THE HIGH STREET THERE BY THE EAST COAST STATESIDE -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.
1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"
by The Big......0 December 9, 2020
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Bitch Patch

A tattoo foolishly gotten which now bears the name of your ex-wife/girlfriend
Person A: Hey dude, nice bitch patch, haha

Person B: STFU
by Romeo9794 April 13, 2010
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Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.
by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016
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FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

To be posted on lame ass social media
FPatch

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
Don"t FPatch me on your post Urban DIC>
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
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