your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

by cockwafer June 13, 2024

soul mate

The person whom you are destined to be with in every universe.

A deep soul connection that is stronger that is stronger than any force.

The human and the vulcan have a connection stronger than any physical force ever. They are truly and always will be soul mates.

by spirk enjoyer June 22, 2023

Mate

A slang word for friend commonly used by Aussies (Australians)
Poms (British people)
Kiwis (New Zealanders)

Aussie: how are ya mate/good on ya mate/g'day mate
Pom: you right mate (cockney way of saying hello)
Kiwi: aw fuckin 'ell mate

by Aussie_m8 October 26, 2015

ya wot mate

B r I t I s h

Well... do ya really really wot mate?-
YA WOT MATE

NO MATE DONT UNALIVE THEARE

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 10, 2023

R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

mate

This word has no translation into english, it's meaning being derived from the context of the situation it is used in, the length of time it is said, and the inflection in the users voice. It has meanings as diverse as "the guy you get pissed with on a saturday night" to "the guy you get pissed off at on a monday morning."

"'Sgoin on maaate?" "You dinged me car's what's goin on, mate..." "Aw maate... It was only a bit of paint taken off. Don't be so bloody pissy."

by sporkyman February 25, 2018

Paper Mate

What you say to dudes next to you when you're overseas (most commonly in the UK, New Zealand or Australia) and you just broke down some killa and you're ready to roll dat ish up!

"PAPER, Mate!"
"Yo, throw me a f'n Paper Mate!"
"I gets ma fu¢#in Paper Mate!"

by BossWithThaSauce October 21, 2022