Text-lexia

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.

*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."

by zjb95 January 3, 2011

texted out

when you are texting someone and someone else is talking and you listen for a short moment before you get involved in a text and forget what their talking about

P1: Hey you wana hear a story?
P2: (while texting) Yea, sure
P1: Ok, so last night i was dancing and.....
P2: Just stop, im texted out

by Peter Grochal June 16, 2008

Joel text

Mythical, non existent

She thought he was gonna propose, but the proposal was Joel text.

by KyleD1972 March 3, 2021

text tirade

Multiple texts sent resulting from anger or hostility.

Text tirade:

How dare you speak to me like that!!!!!
Who do you think you are?????
Are you for real?????
Will you please grow up!!!!!
What is your problem anyway????
You need therapy!!!!

by Strive2BBetter August 13, 2010

Chaser text

The text that you send after a couple of days when your last text doesn't get a reply, typically on a dating app.

Stephen - Yo Johnny, how's it going with that girl?
John - Stevo, she left me hangin at "seen", bruv.
Robert - Did you send a chaser text yet?
John - More like 7, Bobby!

by EnormousBollocks May 8, 2022

texting terrorist

The act of sending rapid fire text messages to the same person, or sending one message that is so long that it comes through as multiple messages

He sent me 12 text messages in less than 5 minutes. He is a texting terrorist.

by AmbieIsEvil August 5, 2010

Text Palpitation

Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.

Jesus man, that message gave me a text palpitation.

by Rebecca Marco May 26, 2014