Depression pasta

That warm fuzzy carb-rich food that is easy to cook when life feels meaningless but a hot, full belly makes everything okay.

Have you checked up on Kate? She was making depression pasta again, but she didn’t finish it...

by Lord Memeworth August 23, 2019

Happiness depression

When a day/week/life is going good and you know something bad is going to happen and ruin your good vibes so you can’t help but feeling depressed that it’s gonna happen

My weeks been going great but I can’t help the feeling of happiness depression

by Kibbles17 February 20, 2023

Mathematical-depression

The sinking feeling of walking out of an exam room, following a not-so-successful maths exam

alt. explenation: Feeling very sad after a maths exam not going well

Hey man, how'd the test go?
Not good, severe case of mathematical-depression going on over here.

by McCoffee May 22, 2017

suffocatingly depressed

so fuqn depressed can’t catch my breathe

Suffocatingly depressed i feel like i’m drowning

by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018

period depression

When your period first hits and you become extremely depressed and text people like drunk texting but period depression texting .... it ends bad

So I had this guy blocked but I completely lost all strength and unblocked him while going through some hard core period depression.

by Lil cunt January 04, 2018

Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.

Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.

by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021

Sneaker depression

Feelings of severed dejection after attempting to buy sneakers that you have no chance of purchasing at retail.

I’m going through sneaker depression after missing releases all month.

by K.O. February 19, 2021