Waluigi Telamon

A nice jolly old fellow, who donates to the poor. He will make you birthday cakes, and so much more. But if you say his name 3 times, you will be killed

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

fortune teller

A con-man who TELLS you b**ls**t advice/predictions and charges a FORTUNE for said "divine rvelations"/

Harry Houdini had little patience or respect for so-called fortune tellers, and he was able to expose the vast majority of them as nothing but frauds and humbugs.

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day!

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day is on May 5th.

This is the day to tell your crush you like them without them judging you!!

Hey Grayson, today is ‘ National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day! ‘ I feel like this is the day to tell you that… I like you ;)

by Gracie is amazing April 24, 2022

Coconut Telegraph

The Coconut Telegraph is the Tropic's version of The Grapevine. Think of it like two halved coconut shells connected by a string.

You can hear it on the Coconut Telegraph, all dee iland gossip, who did dis and dat.

by SukyfykuS May 5, 2023

Movie edited for television

Lame, Stupid, Waste of good films. Major 'pet peeve' amongst many people throughout the known world.

"I'm tired of these mother-loving snakes on this mother-loving plane!!!!" - Movie edited for television

see also Censorship

by Nephilimaura February 4, 2010

hard to tell.

An expression that rejects judgement, while instead admitting the complexity of a situation.

Maria: "He seemed like a nice guy."

Bri: "Well, it's hard to tell."

by sageadvisor July 5, 2012