Zombie Hordes

Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.

Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!

by Twinfist February 4, 2010

zombie mask

A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!

I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.

by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006

zombie walk

A large gathering of people dressed up as zombies and walking around a public place calling out for brains, trying to scare "conservative" people, and proving to us all that individuals are capable of making bigger asses of themselves than ever thought possible.

"Hey, are you participating in the zombie walk?"

"No I'm not a knob"

"Oh"

by Jordanzzzzzzzzz May 7, 2008

Crombie Zombie

An emasculated, stingy, ill looking creature that can be found hiding from the sun in Leith or in the bogs when its his round.

that crombie zombie needs some factor 50!

by jimbojumbojambo March 13, 2009

Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.

Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.

by Dave720 June 4, 2013

Modern Zombie

A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.

He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.

by StayClassy January 4, 2014

zombie flyer

A flyer for an event that has long passed but is still posted. Usually happens on a college campus or in college dorms.

"Dude, did you see that there is a welcome event for freshmen at the coffee house on Friday?"

"It is March. That's a zombie flyer for an event back in August."

by John the RD March 12, 2014