Kerry Wood

The picther for th cubs whose always been "hurt" so many times its like his arm is gonna come off...

Steve Stone the Anouncer: And here is Kerry Wood stepping up to the mound, theres the pitch........... and holy sal cal there goes his arm <CRACK> It flys over third base towards the bleachers, and, and, and its foul...
Other Anouncer: It seems everyone wants a piece of Kerry theses days...
*You can here the sound of fans fighting for the arm...

by Curt A.K.A. Curtis Mayfield March 30, 2008

Wood Pusher

A Skateboarder

Guy: Wood Pushers Rock!
Girl: YEAH I BE GOOD WOOD PUSHER!
Guy: Shut up Poser >\

by Taco April 17, 2004

wood wind

The want-to-be-brass section who can't play loud to save their lives

"The trumpets are out playing you again wood wind section" said the band director

by high brass for life September 8, 2013

Norwegian Wood

1. a tune by the Beatles that is notorious for possibly being the first rock'n'roll hit that prominently features a non-Western instrument - in this case the sitar. The lyrics describe the evolution of an extra-marital affair that John had that was now over. Paul sang the words. The title phrase is a play on phonetics - the line "knowing she would" in the lyrics was considered to be too risque for radio so that phrase was replaced by "Norwegian Wood". If you ask me, that sounds even more "risque" or at least funny to me!

2. what you get after a night of laying with a Norwegian woman.

1. in my college class of "Art and Music of the Post-WWII Era" one day our professor played "Norwegian Wood" as an example of the Beatles' contribution to music and culture. She explained the meaning behind the lyrics and then asked us, "Does anybody know why it's called 'Norwegian Wood'?". I think "Norwegian girl, woody...", then I start laughing. She says, "I hear some giggling back there!"

2. Garry laid a young Norwegian waitress he met at a restaurant. The next morning he woke up with Norwegian Wood.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 2, 2009

Wood Joke

An extremely lame, boring or overtold joke. Also used to describe anyone trying too hard to be funny.

Almost all knock-knock jokes are prime examples of Wood Jokes.

by Dr. Code May 13, 2005

Woods Hole

A Suburb of the Falmouth area of Capecod. Its basically everything you hate about falmouth, but with richer kids, more drugs, and bigger tools. Though some people throw good parties with tons of weed and beer, theres always the lame ass rich kid who ruins it (isaac). Also a big scientific place, everyone is a scientist's kid.

Some rich kids throwing a basement party over in woods hole, free weed and beer, whos coming?

by jack shiat August 24, 2008

Patrick Wood

This is the most anoying person you will ever meet and wont leave you alone. He always make things not funny and has no friends. He is also the most disabled autistic fuck who should just jump off a cliff.

Oh look theres Patrick Wood, i wish he gets run over.

by big boy jr October 5, 2018